tits

woah look at them tits
by sharks28 October 25, 2016
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TITS

Stands for TRAFFIC INDUCED TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. A condition brought on by the stupidity of people while driving in traffic. Often causes sufferer to blurt out incredibly colorful profanity at inappropriate times. There is no known cure.
Bill: "@#$%*! with a #$%@* and $#@!&*%$# #$@!#$%%#!"
Sandy: "Bill, your TITS are showing again."
Bill: "I know. But that guy was a #$%@!* $#@%&*! with a #$%&@# and he can go #$%*& himself with $%#@*&!"
by Marci Savage October 17, 2007
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tits

Two mounds on the chests of females that men falsely believe to give pleasure when stroked, sucked, etc.
"Do you like that baby?"
"Uh... try aiming lower."
by your girlfriend April 15, 2004
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Tits

The amazing tit is common to see in everyday life. In human mothers, it is used mostly to feed their young, to feed them "milk", which comes from usually small, but sometimes large peripherals called "nipples." However, in most human whores, they are mainly used to suck, or fuck, to blow a load onto, to sqeeze, to shake, to pee on in movies which are in mordern times refered to as porongraphy, "porn," or "chick flicks."
"Whip out ye' tit honey and feed that there baby some milk!" " Oh please! Fuck my tits, cum on them now baby!"
by JY Jelly October 12, 2009
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tits

Tits, slang for boobs, taken from "Tune In Tokyo"
she has the best looking tits on the planet.
by psyberslam September 16, 2003
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Tits

by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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Tit

Dude did you see that new corvette its tits!!!
by Dizzonnie January 2, 2007
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