Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

Madden

A handsome guy who is fine, everbody loves madden. He's most likey tall, white, athletic and fall for black females

Wow look at madden.
Ikr he's fineeeeeeee.
I'm obsessed with him

by iiiiiiiiheartyou November 30, 2022

Madden 08

Nirvana on a plate

Scott "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man" Wozniak (working title): Madden 08, it's Nirvana on a plate
Blasphemer: I don't like that one.
Scott "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man" Wozniak (working title): You're a f*cking disgrace.

by Renewings June 14, 2024

Braden Madden

A rising star, working for J&J Pyro, He's Just Amazing

That Braden Madden, he's just awesome

by Booby Bill May 2, 2010

Maddening

Explaining the obvious. Akin to John Madden.

I know the sun sets in the west. Quit Maddening me.

by AmadeuS469 October 5, 2025

Lucia Madden

a person whos named lucia which gets mad a lot

"Wow! shes acting like a Lucia Madden!"

by sdkjaskjd February 4, 2022

madden hale

Worst person to live. All the girls hate him. The school bully, etc.

I hate him he's being such a Madden Hale.

by The_real_man;) October 22, 2017