130 grams

the perfect size of a sandwich

My sandwich is 130 grams.
Pretty filling.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.

by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016

gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age

"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram

by quackerer October 23, 2023

the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...

the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine

by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018

Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

The Fitness Gram PACER Test

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.

The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

There is no way to legally say The Fitness Gram Pacer Test unless you read out the entire description randomly at a public gathering.

by Sandwich_Pog December 16, 2021