Darren

A man who is hard to please
"only a 97%, what you couldn't get a 100?"

- a Darren
by "Random person yk" February 05, 2023
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Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo
Don't be a Darren.
by kyle is bad February 15, 2017
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Darren

A Boston based bartender residing in Quincy who could suck a basketball out of a straw.
“Did you hit up Cathedreal last night?”

“Ya, I was late for church. I saw Darren and he sucked me drier than the Sahara and I fainted from dehydration.”
by DonnyBrasco69 May 01, 2022
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an idiot that plays minecraft in the middle of class and is a dick about it when someone asks
don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 04, 2022
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A horny 8 year old robloxian who likes fake hitting on people and who is madly in love with a boy named Phillip.
by Corabear7361 October 07, 2018
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Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%
-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot
by MammonsAss November 25, 2021
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A man that fucks cats, cows, and hay bails.
Darren is duscusting
by Darren Winter February 11, 2019
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