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yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice
hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs
by hattricks March 24, 2012
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the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez
Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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Yard Nark

A school supervisor; campus security staff member.

Often used in Hemet, California.
“Put your vape away before the yard nark sees you”
by Olivier28 July 28, 2023
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Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020
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the longest yard

1. An American sports comedy movie from 1974, The Longest Yard, tells the story of an incarcerated former professional American football player who builds a football team from the motley crew of the other prisoners. This team is supposed to play against the guards, who use their position, dirty tricks, and foul play to hinder the prisoners' team. The movie has had many remakes, most notably a 2005 one starring Adam Sandler.

2. A challenge that is greater than expected or reasonable. It comes from the title of the movie, where the prisoners have to not only get better at football, but also overcome inexperience, low confidence, lack of equipment, officers' cowardly attacks, etc. In gridiron football, a team advances score by walking yards until reaching the endzone. Since the prisoners have to deal with much more problems than the opposing teams, these yards are way harder for them to get, i.e., they are "longer," not in size, but in effort.
1. You like football, prison shows and comedy, you should watch The Longest Yard.

2. To overcome addiction and homelessness was the greatest yard in his life.
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yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.
She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!
by The_don_carryon_nigga August 21, 2017
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Hit the yard

To hit the yard means to fight in the front yard of one's house
You two need to just hit the yard already
by Urban psycho July 24, 2016
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