by someone who doesn't suck at life May 2, 2004
Get the Baron Von Brunkmug. Donald Trump's birth-name.
by Ephara July 1, 2014
Get the fuckface von clownstickmug. An awesome manga about a self-described "hunter of evil... stuff" with problems saying homophonetic words, and a girl with a serious case of amnesia. Was published cos it won second in Tokyopop's first manga contest. It would make a killer anime.
by Larsonator January 22, 2007
Get the van von huntermug. The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.
"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"
by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009
Get the The Von Stauffenbergmug. The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
by blueprint.. January 5, 2023
Get the Claude Von Rieganmug. by Emogenome August 15, 2019
Get the Flighty Von Dipshitmug. by Lo- May 17, 2008
Get the Dante Von Doommug.