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dirty salad

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.
I had some of that dirty salad earlier.
by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020
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pubey salad

messy but clean

clean running vagine

smells mean

but aint nothin for MR.BEAN
Mommys making a pubey salad and needs some of daddys homemade dressing! - Obama/Gary Busey
by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
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salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey
by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018
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Curly Salad

Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.

I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."
"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!
by Curley Anderson March 14, 2015
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Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.
Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
by bobo76 December 1, 2014
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Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012
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cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up
Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.
by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016
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