by TheJamie September 18, 2020

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.
by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

A Nebraska Dollar is a form of currency given to a lot lizard after preforming anal sex and giving poop dick to the recipient. The payment consists of five dollars in change and a beating.
by Jeff Gibbons August 21, 2024

The site of the greatest tornado that ever lived
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Person 1: Hey man did you see that tornado in Wellfleet, Nebraska?
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
by featherhates August 4, 2025

the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.
sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023

Hey man have you tried out the Nebraska dumpling yet?
Baby I heard the Nebraska dumpling doesn’t hurt!
Baby I heard the Nebraska dumpling doesn’t hurt!
by Leviticus House March 18, 2025

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024
