Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone

max is the best

by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020

Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019

Max

Max is one of those people who can't shut up. He/She constantly bothers people.

Max won't stop talking to strangers.

by Lol nigga bitches11 April 20, 2019

Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 7, 2019

Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020