There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 19, 2007
by DDyy the great March 23, 2023
A insightful person who has an abnormally large forehead and is a fein for asians. Hugo also it the type of person who has a disgusting fetish for black and pink dildos.
by cumblaster November 02, 2021
Hugo has a big cock and he loves his grandfather too much they like to get a bit frisky in bed. Hugo is the best
Hugo Inareta is the best
by Yusin bumm March 01, 2022
some absolutely sexy male who has massive arms and legs and a huge 9 inch straw. loves checking out the women and they love checking him out too. when school swimming is on they all stare at his massive bulge and then he whips it out for the masses. generally an all round great guy
by nonce400 October 04, 2021
Hugo has a big dick, its not even small
hugo has a big dick because its not small even though people say its small its not, its so big actually, stop saying its small. you are hurting his self confidence not that you could anyway because he has a big dick and sophie didn't leave him for his brother because of that, he dumped her because she slept with his brother who has a smaller dick anyway. Hugo is a really cool guy whos chill and can shrug anything off.
hugo has a big dick because its not small even though people say its small its not, its so big actually, stop saying its small. you are hurting his self confidence not that you could anyway because he has a big dick and sophie didn't leave him for his brother because of that, he dumped her because she slept with his brother who has a smaller dick anyway. Hugo is a really cool guy whos chill and can shrug anything off.
person 1: wow his name is hugo
person 2: He must have a big dick I'm so jealus
sophie: I want to fuck his brother
person 1: don't say that, he has a big dick
Sophie: wow I like him now, hugo is so cool, his brother isn't and has a small dick, not like hugo who has a big dick
Person 2: I agree, he has a big dick, not a small one
person 2: He must have a big dick I'm so jealus
sophie: I want to fuck his brother
person 1: don't say that, he has a big dick
Sophie: wow I like him now, hugo is so cool, his brother isn't and has a small dick, not like hugo who has a big dick
Person 2: I agree, he has a big dick, not a small one
by confidenthugo September 21, 2022
by HUGOtheVIKING April 07, 2023