by DinglePipe August 1, 2017
Get the crispy jewmug. A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023
Get the Crispy Pissmug. This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
by addiiafrate April 24, 2022
Get the Crispy Cheeksmug. A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
by ME.💀 March 28, 2023
Get the Crispy Christmug. "damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022
Get the crispy cummug. by Bone Bone November 10, 2021
Get the Crispy Bonemug. A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009
Get the crispy creammug.