Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

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Bread bondo

When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.

DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.

MAN: How do you know?

DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying

MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!

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by Paul&Art March 10, 2016

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bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

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Doge bread

No its not a doge breed its a Doge BREAD.

I went to the supermarket to buy some doge bread.

by dogebread January 25, 2023

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the breaded chicken

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in

"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009

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High bread

Slang term; Money for marijuana. The money you set aside for buying weed.

Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.

by Cliffle July 13, 2011

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