The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.
by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011
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i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011
Get the zipper malfunction mug.A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.
We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.
by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008
Get the nipple zipper mug.I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.
by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006
Get the zipper dinner mug.a term used to describe a girl whose pussy is so stanky that if a bug were to land on it, it would die instantly
Jon: Bob, did you go home with that gorilla looking girl last night?
Bob: Yea man. Fuckin' took it down.
Jon: Ohhhh Bob you put your dick in that bug zapper?
Bob: Yea man. Fuckin' took it down.
Jon: Ohhhh Bob you put your dick in that bug zapper?
by Crispy13 January 22, 2009
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It takes rocking out to another level.
It takes rocking out to another level.
I walked in on Daniel last night, it scared the fuck out of me. He was "Zeppelining Out" in the nude, I had no choice but to join him. The love howl of Plant, Satan's riffs of Page, and the hands of god of Bonham were just too hard to resist.
by Daniel Fucs September 14, 2007
Get the Zeppelining Out mug.An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010
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