zamboni

A piece of fabric or cloth, usually a washcloth or old t-shirt, used to catch the sexy-time explosion during masturbation (male).

1. Man, I have not washed my zamboni in months. It's starting to feel like a piece of cardboard.

2. As Kevin woke up from a drunken stupor, he laughed when he noticed his best friend Mike was passed out on his floor and using his zamboni as a pillow.

by wpkiii January 28, 2005

zamboni driver

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.

by Uniquester May 2, 2006

Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler October 7, 2007

zombo

A zombo is the only kind of non-hostile zombie that is a combination of a zombie and a hobo. They do not require human flesh for sustanance. They only require pocket change. They are completly harmless unless you don't give them money.

Random guy: JESUS CHRIST A FREAKIN' ZOMBIE RUN!!!!!!
zombo: CHAAAAAANNNNGE!!!!!
random guy 2: No, wait, it's, alright dude, it's just a zombo.
*Zombo holds out a plastic cup*
Random guy 2: thar ya go buddy!
*random guy 2 throws some small change into the cup*
zombo: CHAAAANNNNGE!!!!
*zombo stumbles of in search of more change*

by BACON STRIP February 14, 2009

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zombologist

1.(noun) A person who watches an extreme amount of zombie movies.
2.(noun) A person who frequently plays zombie video game such as Left for Dead, Dead Rising, And Resident Evil.
3.(adj.) A person who acts like a, "know-it-all", about a subject involving zombies.

Ryan: Hey, did you see the new zombie movie?
Eric: Yah, I already saw it, i always watch zombie movies, I'm a Zombologist.

by Trey Steroid September 7, 2010

Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008