Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
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"Hey Jimmy Bob you see that there yuppie inside that lil ol' buildin'"
"Yup, the one with his undergarments zipped up his asscrack"
Yuppie: "Hello my kind sssssir, lend you a hand may I with inserting those books into your dewey decimal system"
Yuppie 2: "Why, thank you ssssir, just watch out you don't tip forth my white chocolate grande mocha I purchased, or that will be all my moneys worth my paycheck from the fine water painting gallery art institute"
"Yup, the one with his undergarments zipped up his asscrack"
Yuppie: "Hello my kind sssssir, lend you a hand may I with inserting those books into your dewey decimal system"
Yuppie 2: "Why, thank you ssssir, just watch out you don't tip forth my white chocolate grande mocha I purchased, or that will be all my moneys worth my paycheck from the fine water painting gallery art institute"
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