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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
by Combination Torch January 29, 2022
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watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.
A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)
by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.
Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit
sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 2, 2022
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decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
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Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it

Sturdy McGreengo
by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021
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