Your mom is your mom
by YOURYOURYOURYOURMUMM March 15, 2022

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Something people say because they're stupid and don't knowthe meaning of personal deaths that could've happened with that person's mom.
by ilikepooteehee November 24, 2019

by yourgonnalikemynuts November 15, 2010

Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.
"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"
by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
by bizzenboom April 28, 2014
