Yawn Content

Boring, redundant, and/or mundane content out into the world.

Not just designated to the internet, but is generally where it occurs.

Me: Did you see the new Ryan Trahan video?
Friend: No, I didn’t. Just more over-optimized, algorithm pandering yawn content.

Me: Yeah, nothing of value. Truly boring.

by twelvelabors July 13, 2022

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Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

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Party Yawn

A fake or exaggerated act of boredom or tiredness used to signal that the party (or vibe) is dead, or that you’re about to ghost without making it obvious.

Subtle way to throw shade when it’s not lit.

Ex.1 “Soon as I saw her hit the party yawn I bounced.

Ex.2 “If he party yawns one more time, we’re leaving.”

by A1burt May 29, 2025

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