yogurt teabag

When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.

After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's balls. This was Bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.

by m0lk July 30, 2009

yoga dick

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.

Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!

by f5snopro February 12, 2010

yogramming

The act of practicing yoga or a specific yoga asana whilst computer programming.

Often used to keep the mind and body limber during the reserved 3-5 minute breaks prescribed when coding according to the Pomodoro Technique.

"Want to go grab some Dew' quick after this javascript is working ?"
"Nah, Wednesdays are my yogramming day, so I'm sticking around for some downward dog"

by kpowz November 21, 2012

Yoga pants season

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

by the_dread_head_wonder September 8, 2015

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

yogafucker

One who finds that being flexible can expand and illuminate any concept of sex that they had in their mind before they became yogis.

Damn. I didn't think I could do that. I can see your ass in a way not possible before I became a yogafucker.

by Daren C. Strange April 7, 2006

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003