Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"

What a proper spud wrench

by PickledViagra October 5, 2022

heart wrench

the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.

the way that Jeremy heart wrenched Stephany!

by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023

Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023

Wrench

A mechanic. Can be derogatory, but mostly a friendly term amongst other mechanics/auto industrialists.

Yea, she's a new guy. I think he's a wrench at Larry's Speed Shop.

I used to wrench for them a couple years ago.

by Bro_Liciouz January 28, 2022

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012