workday date

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....

Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.

by ZeAnonymousWordMaker May 4, 2016

Woroked

When you're high and you call war on rocks

Guy 1: Woah dude last night, I thought the rocks were people and I felt the urge to fight them
Guy 2: Woah dude. You were totally woroked

by Mariposa227 February 14, 2017

Wokked

An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.

Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay

by captkooked May 31, 2018

Workemy

A co-worker who appears to be your friend and confidant, but is really sabotaging you at work behind your back for career advancement.

Where is Shelia? I thought she was going out with us tonight.

Nope, she turned out to be a workemy.

What is a workemy?

You know, like a frenemy, but at work. They are all buddy- buddy with you, but behind your back are screwing you over to get ahead on the job.

by tipsfromthechicks June 24, 2018

Workers in the Mines

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.

Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"

by Nihcka July 11, 2018

wokedox

Wokedox is the quality of being orthodox or inflexible regarding one's wokeness or progressive puritanism.

These wokedox millennials need to get a life.

by BubbaWalrus January 3, 2019

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.

Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.

by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015