Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
by Piggonshig April 24, 2016
Get the Silent Witnessmug. someone who has a cunning inelegance to quickly state a come back to make another feel either uncomfortable or stupid.
wit back: a term used when anothers` come back is so significant that the other person is in aww, to the point that they shut up, and are either embarrassed or feel stupid.
by Autumn11093 July 26, 2014
Get the wit backmug. 2person- how do you spell slow-witted
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017
Get the Slow-wittedmug. The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.
"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
by Imadouche October 21, 2009
Get the E-witmug. a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv
1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
by originalAhotv'sWitness September 17, 2017
Get the Ahotv's Witnessesmug. The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.
"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
by war-n January 6, 2019
Get the irrefutable witnessmug. 1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
by Stonner Life November 20, 2009
Get the evil witnessmug.