wit back

someone who has a cunning inelegance to quickly state a come back to make another feel either uncomfortable or stupid.

wit back: a term used when anothers` come back is so significant that the other person is in aww, to the point that they shut up, and are either embarrassed or feel stupid.

by Autumn11093 July 26, 2014

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

The Walmsley Witnesses

The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley

Jack: are you coming on MW
Riley: yeh nah im going to The Walmsley Witnesses march

by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 9, 2020

Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

Ahotv's Witnesses

a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv

1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!

by originalAhotv'sWitness September 17, 2017

E-wit

The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.

"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"

"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."

by Imadouche October 21, 2009

Wit Willem

A Man Who Knows How To Pleasure A Female As He Is Born With A HUGE Penis And Super Stamina, Can Wet Any Female Creature By Just A Glance That's The Power Of A Wit Willem.

Who was that guy making you scream last night was it a Wit Willem?

by Wire.Official2 February 14, 2023