a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv
1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
by originalAhotv'sWitness September 14, 2017
A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 02, 2004
2person- how do you spell slow-witted
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
by unknown person from new jersey November 01, 2017
1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
by Stonner Life November 20, 2009
The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.
"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
by Imadouche October 10, 2009
The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley
by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 09, 2020
A Man Who Knows How To Pleasure A Female As He Is Born With A HUGE Penis And Super Stamina, Can Wet Any Female Creature By Just A Glance That's The Power Of A Wit Willem.
by Wire.Official2 February 14, 2023