winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008

Kiss-wink

The act of seductively winking (directly followed by a classy kiss) at someone. In a playful manner of course!

Steve: "oh my gosh, did she just kiss-wink at me? Maybe I should go talk to her..."
Allison: "crap, I think that guy thinks I gave him a kiss-wink, but it was supposed to be at James!"

by How you doin'? July 13, 2011

spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 28, 2011

link wink

wink that Zac Efron does in Hairspray and High School Musical 2 that makes the girls swoon because it is so sexy; called that because his character's name in Hairspray is Link Larkin

I almost fainted in the theater after that Link Wink during "I Can Hear the Bells".

by shannananaboo August 29, 2007

winkel

Usually a last name for a person.. Large penis. Sexy. And great at sports. All the girls love him. Has great hair.

Wow he's a real Winkel at football

by Good name57 August 1, 2017

:wink:

Used at the end of a sentence to show you are only joking.

Person 1: "Hey hows your sister?"
Person 2: "err.. fine why?"
Person 1: "cos I gave it to her good last night"
Person 2: "Dude that's wrong, shes only 14"
Person 1: "Just how I like them"... :wink:
Person 2: "Ah :wink:, you had me there... bastard."

by Eighthours2 November 3, 2005