by sadfoujdhuiedg August 23, 2023
my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021
Kid with down syndrome
by cool guy 4123 March 01, 2024
When someone in the workplace is absolutely hopeless and offers no real value except for ridicule. They are so bad that the poor English speakers refer to him as Duncan (dumb cunt).
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