Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair

I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.

by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010

death wobbles

Also used as a skateboarding term for when going to fast down a hill and the skateboard starts to wobble uncontrollably usually resulting in a high speed crash and injury.. Most skateboarders have had this sickening experience and have pissed themselves laughing at other riders experiencing the same.. There is also major relief when denying the death wobbles and regaining control, usually accompanied by bragging.

Alan-'What happened to you?"

Tim - "Fark me I was skatin' down the big dipper and got the death wobbles..I headed straight for the gutter and was pitched onto the grass..Broken arm and grazes everywhere."

Alan-" ha ha ha fucking ha!"

by clownlager March 1, 2010

wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.

I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.

by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Throat Wobbler

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.

No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’

by Dainty Lardarse May 6, 2018

wobbler

A scantily-clad dressed woman, very under the influence or drunk, and cannot maintain balance while walking. Often seen wearing short skirts and high-heels with her knees about to buckle and also yelling "Woo-hoo!". These characters are often found in your local bar on a Friday or Saturday night 10pm.

Dude #1: "Hey, look at that tramp over there. She looks like she's about to bust her ass in those heels"
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."

by Mac_and_Shauna August 30, 2016

wobble

shakin it

wobble wobble shake it shake it!

by angela October 7, 2003

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010