wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.

" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."

by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023

WIFI

The Boy is Everyone's crush . He is known by @TheStoneMonkey on TG . He is the best guy there is in the world . But he hates nepali girls like @rxftu and @fermions0

Oh look WIFI ( Anuj ) is so handsome

by WIFI-ANUJ January 29, 2023

Lady Wifi

lady wifi A alya villain from miraculous ladybug a kids-teen show

Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth

by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021