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teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.
Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.
by schoolio September 30, 2006
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Anal Week

Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!
Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?

Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-

Boy: ALRIGHT! ANAL WEEK w00t w00t!
by Lucky_Boy August 29, 2010
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screw week

That unique time of year when the college student puts the moves on their close friend of the opposite sex before summer break in order for a week long sex binge to occur. The week may be spent with the same partner or multiple partners but the goal is to get as much sex in as possible before the four month long summer kicks in where opportunity for sex isn't as easy as a walk across the dorm hallway.
Guy:"So were almost done school and I probably won't see you before we come back...I was wondering if..."

Girl:"Yeah sure, make it quick though I gotta get as much sex in as possible."

Guy:"Best screw week ever."
by 1103, always key March 30, 2010
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Boys' Weekend

A weekend spent exclusively with your boys. The consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and/or illegal drugs is absolutely necessary. Video games, cards, pool basketball, and the viewing of sporting events either live or on television is strongly encouraged. Boys' Weekend is the best time you'll have all week, but only if you abide by the Boys' Weekend tenants. They are as follows:

1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
Simple Chris: "Hey Jersey Mike, what's going on this weekend?"
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
by BoudreauxBaby June 23, 2014
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weekender

a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.
janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?

beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.

janet: oh he's a weekender.......
by lexicakes May 22, 2010
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spring weekend

UConn's biggest party weekend that takes place every Spring semester.

Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.

Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.

Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.
kid on cell phone: HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I'M AT UCONN, IT'S SPRING WEEKEND.
by CTjeff April 3, 2008
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National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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