Web Geek

A personal that is addicted to being on the internet. They typically are either on a social network or online game more time during the day than doing anything else.

A web geek can also be considered as someone who uses the internet to do most things, such as, research, buying clothes, food, electronics, cars, houses, and date.

Another example of a web geek is someone who knows everything there is to know about the internet, such as, how it started, it's history, it's protocols, and the best websites to visit.
"He is always on the internet."

"Yeah, I never see him doing anything else."

'He's such a web geek."
by Dregyn August 12, 2011
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Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
by e0a8198 February 21, 2010
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spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
by ray-ray91 August 18, 2006
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The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things
"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."
by Dagon May 09, 2005
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Web Gem

An insanly sick play in baseball.
Now that was a web Gem
by G\\\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003
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Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.
Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'
by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010
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web pimp

a cyber agent, provider of fantasy hoes.
I got to get home and log in before my web pimp notices im not on my camra.
by kdawgcam October 16, 2010
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