Wannabe pink floyd fan

the type of person that, when asked about pink floyd, will say they are good based on hearing another brick in the wall pt2 on the radio 100 times a week and not hearing any other floyd song.

Actual Pink Floyd Fan: "Dude, have you listened to dark side of the moon while watching the wizard of oz?"

Wannabe pink floyd fan: "yeah, another brick in the wall pt2 was the best out of all the parts"

Actual pf fan: (starts catching on) "how many parts were there?"

Wannabe fan: 5?

Actual pf fan: *sigh*

by Pass The Curry September 16, 2012

Wannabe Chav

White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.

Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.

Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .

Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.

Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).

What other people think of them.

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends

by LivingInBritainIsShit July 28, 2013

Wannabe Asian

A person who loves beef fried rice, and talks like a chine often using the phrase hokay so.

I'm a wannabe asian i love beef freid rice.

by TingTong Wong March 24, 2008

Wannabe knacker

A dublin person who comes from a wealthy background and goes to private schools, where he pretends to be a word knacker.

"Drop me off at the door, driver. Park around the corner and pick me up at twelve."
"Alrigh' lads, whats the story? Lets drink some dutchies and threaten old women, with a screwdriver.

by Chrichy August 29, 2003

wannabe slang

A piece of suburban slang whose originator hopes to have elevated to the status of urban slang.

A: I'm getting a bit sick of the "urban word of the day".
B: Yeah I know, half those words are just wannabe slang.

by exyfeplin January 9, 2008

Wannabe Chav

Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.

"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."

by lolfagfuckface August 25, 2012

wannabe fuckboy

luke wise is a wannabe fuckboy
someone who is not fit enough to be a fuckboy

hes such a wannabe fuckboy

by basickblackbitch July 10, 2017