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rufus wainwright 

Rufus Wainwright is a true artist. He mainly sticks to the baroque pop scene, and works it. He has the ability to make everyone fall in love with him. It's a shame for girls everywhere that he's gay.

He has a unique voice, and even more unique musical arrangements.
Is it wrong to be in love with a gay man? Like, say, Rufus Wainwright?
rufus wainwright by ms. waffle December 27, 2004
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A stanky woman who has a turd attitude and thinks she is better than you
Ill kick that wainch in her cooter.
wainch by jusmomtown September 28, 2010
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Mr Brown is waiting in reception

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

Tom Waits 

Gravel-voiced singer/songwriter from the 70's, 80's, 90's and today. His albums from the 1970's include music mostly from the jazz and folk background. (see Foreign Affairs, Closing Time) In the 1980's and early 1990's, Waits became more of a carnival-style poet, writing songs with crazy rhythms, archaic instruments, and mesmerizing lyrics. (see Rain Dogs, Swordfishtrombones, Bone Machine) Today, Waits has created an interesting mixture of all his previous styles, most apparent on the albums Blood Money and Mule Variations. His latest album, Real Gone, is made up of Afro-Caribbean rhythms and beats, dropping his lifelong instrument of choice, the piano. An indie-cult favorite.
The Waits discography: Real Gone*, ('04) Blood Money*, ('02) Alice, ('02) Mule Variations*, ('99) The Black Rider, ('93) Bone Machine*, ('92) Franks Wild Years, ('87) Rain Dogs*, ('85) Swordfishtrombones*, ('83) Heartattack and Vine*, ('80) Blue Valentine*, ('78) Foreign Affairs*, ('77) Small Change*, ('76) Nighthawks at the Diner, ('75) The Heart of Saturday Night*, ('74) Closing Time*. ('73)
* = key albums
Tom Waits by Pfau November 24, 2004

wailing fisherman 

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
wailing fisherman by cx99 December 28, 2009
i'm feeling so waicho today! ; when you see this hot girl you go "wai~cho~" ; "OI! WAICHO!" when you're feeling annoyed at someone
waicho by pablo nam December 3, 2010

Waiters Gonna Wait 

Another way to say/add-on to the phrase "Haters Gonna Hate".
"Haters gonna hate, waiters gonna wait, potatoes gonna potate, etc."