A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
by Fried pasta on a Sunday night August 21, 2019
Get the Vsco girl mug.A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
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by SmartieParty August 15, 2019
Get the VSCO Girl mug.a species of humans that think they’re different. they all own shell necklaces, scrunchies, hydro flasks and vans. the only things you will hear them say are “sksksksksk” “and i oop-“ and “dropped my hydro flask!”. they only drink out of metal straws and think having vsco is a personality trait.
person: hey-
vsco girl: sksksksk and i oop- and i oop- sksksk dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksk
person: wha-
vsco girl: and i oop!!! sksksksksk save the turtles!
vsco girl: sksksksk and i oop- and i oop- sksksk dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksk
person: wha-
vsco girl: and i oop!!! sksksksksk save the turtles!
by obnoxiousweeb August 24, 2019
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When a Vsco girls comes up to you just because your using a plastic straw and they just flip out on you for it.
by holly136 September 22, 2019
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VSCO girl: "SKSKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP-"
Person 1: "Every day we stray further and further away from god..."
VSCO girl: "SKSKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP-"
Person 1: "Every day we stray further and further away from god..."
by _you_egg_ October 3, 2019
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- Vsco girls wear oversized t-shirts and scrunchies, their hair is put up in a messy bun and they usually top off their outfit with puravida bracelets. Vsco girls carry their useless hydroflasks everywhere (that they don't even drink out of) and they most likely own hundreds of redbubble stickers. True vsco girls wear crocs and birkenstocks, as well as puka shell necklaces that look like they are cutting of their circulation. They own thousands of metal straws and have a mental breakdown everytime they leave them at home. Their instagram stories are mostly of shared posts to do with dying turtles and the environment. Their vocabulary consists of 'and i oop' and 'sksksksksk'. and they choose to believe that they rule the damn world.
SAVE THE TURTLES ;)
- Vsco girls wear oversized t-shirts and scrunchies, their hair is put up in a messy bun and they usually top off their outfit with puravida bracelets. Vsco girls carry their useless hydroflasks everywhere (that they don't even drink out of) and they most likely own hundreds of redbubble stickers. True vsco girls wear crocs and birkenstocks, as well as puka shell necklaces that look like they are cutting of their circulation. They own thousands of metal straws and have a mental breakdown everytime they leave them at home. Their instagram stories are mostly of shared posts to do with dying turtles and the environment. Their vocabulary consists of 'and i oop' and 'sksksksksk'. and they choose to believe that they rule the damn world.
SAVE THE TURTLES ;)
by vscogirlsareoverrated September 2, 2019
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