and then a volcano erupted

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

by ManfredPang July 3, 2011

Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.

"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."

by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012

volang

To engage in sexual intercourse with an open wound

T.J. cut that looker open and volanged her all night long.

by Uncle Harry May 13, 2005

Voda-Fail

1) The proper name for a particular mobile service provider

2) Description of a your mobile phone service. Voda-failed and Voda-Failing may be used.

1 - "Fucking Voda-Fail!"

2 - "Sorry man, never got your messages. Pretty sure my phones been getting some epic voda-fail again."

by ZenGooma May 10, 2011

Volar Moses

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.

Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.

by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016