Vertical Smile

Illinois vulgar slang for twat

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Vertically challenged

A dwarf, a midget

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019

planking vertically

standing

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.

by plankingbitch June 20, 2021

Vertical Wink

The view of a woman's labia.

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"

by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012