valentine

A song from 5 seconds of summer (5sos)

Calum Hood: v-a-l-n-t-y-n-e valentine

by Angie5sos July 23, 2018

Valentine's Syndrome

Sufffering from depression or sadness the day of Valentines or the day after due to Being lonely and/or all friends being busy with thier "valentine"

During Valentines day Joe just satys in bed all day and watches TV,Probably because he has Valentine's Syndrome

by SlipknoX February 14, 2009

Valentines Day

The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.

by fucktokeeplove March 2, 2011

Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic

Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.

by omfgmango January 12, 2009

Valentine's Lay

The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.

I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.

by CDOC Rahfeer February 14, 2009

valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by Brother Number One February 18, 2007

Valentineitis

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.

A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"
B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."

by Zakul February 13, 2008