vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

Vertically Challenged

Being short

Tim: “ storms off and walks away”

Martha: you know he’s vertically challenged and got Neapolitan syndrome.

by Michael Tony November 8, 2025

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

Vertical

Used in phrases like, "going vertical" or "straight up vertical" as an allusion to going all in on a situation or something being awesome.
Also a in reference to slitting wrists vertically as this drastically increases chances of death.

Oren: Did you see Sahalo hit that 50/50?

Sage: Ya! That shit was straight vertical!

by TurdHazz April 1, 2017