Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!

by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022

give-up-on-life pants

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

by Johnny sons October 7, 2023

i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

by Lead em in deep, February 10, 2014

look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

4 fingers up on your right hand

four fingers up on your right hand mean u like girls with their name starting with a Z

Bro put 4 fingers up on your right hand to signal that u like someone special

by Blocka 123 May 6, 2022

Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008