by skawars February 28, 2012
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A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.
In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.
Definition 2:
Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.
In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.
Definition 2:
Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....
Phone rings....ring, ring, ring
Cang: "Yo"
Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"
Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"
Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."
Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....
Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "
Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!
Phone rings....ring, ring, ring
Cang: "Yo"
Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"
Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"
Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."
Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....
Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "
Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!
by Mr. Ronald Zoni May 5, 2011
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Nose tunnels are also called nostrils.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Observer: Woah, buddy, your nose tunnels are completely blocked!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
by ChrisO'Neat May 15, 2010
Get the Nose tunnel mug.A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.
(ring ring ring)
Employee: "Hello?"
Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."
(click - phone hangs up)
Employee: "Hello? Hello?"
Employee: "Hello?"
Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."
(click - phone hangs up)
Employee: "Hello? Hello?"
by Fistina June 4, 2007
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This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.
by Jack-Meholf July 27, 2010
Get the Kentucky wind tunnel mug.The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.
Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.
by markfromhouston April 19, 2009
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