Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

by NigeMass January 9, 2016

Savo treasure chest

When you cum in someone's asshole in 1 second cuz it's too tight

Omg I just savo treasure chest cuz of how tight it was said oscar

by NickkWC September 13, 2023

Mr. Treager

A teacher who is secertly a mutant lizard.

Student One: "Did use see Mr. Treager?"

Student Two: "Yeah, is he the one that stands by a heat lamp all the time?"

Student One: "Yeah he's a lizard didin't know that?"

Student Two: "Ummmm.......no i did not"

by Jimmy Bob Robinson November 10, 2011

Treads

Another names for Trainers

Gonna get some new Treads!

by Doug November 24, 2004

Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.

I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.

by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011

treak

Somebody who has illusions according to their coolness, but is still good person.

Samii is a treak

by Zini October 18, 2003