tree froggin

when your balls stick to your thighs as a result of ballsweat.

When my wife bitches about me "adjusting" my junk in public, I try to explain I'm just "tree froggin" it.

by Raiderryan January 19, 2009

Julia Tree

a Person who likes Preforming Sexual acts with trees Usually Evergreen Trees

Ryan: I like This one
William: No it has stains it Must be a Julia Tree

by Mr.Hawking June 26, 2009

Tree hopper

A person who hides up on the branches of trees and jumps down to grope, fondle, or molest an unsuspecting passer by.

The tree hopper Man hiding in tree hops out in front of girl walking by and opens up his trench coat and screams touch my one eyed snake. Closes his trench coat quickly runs to her fondled her breasts and runs away.

Also known as bush jumper

by Lilletneezy August 6, 2010

nut tree

A Person Who Knows Something But is Hiding it for the Sake of their Friends.

"Wow Why is Liam acting Like A Nut tree? "

by RealLs December 10, 2015

smoking the tree

Something an old person says when he suspects someone has been smoking weed.

Jim-Jim, you've been smoking the tree again haven't you?

by Orangeblood August 3, 2004

Spam Tree

When a single nonsense post results in a string of spam responses by different people, then a Spam Tree has been planted.

Alex: Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

19,000 stupid responses later, a beautful Spam Tree had blossomed.

by octashroom March 14, 2010

your whole family tree lgbt

Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.

Tim: Ur Mom gay

Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS

by Step in the shower May 25, 2018