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Dude its fucking johnathan gd kinda shit its cool level might even beat it some day and also... Dual gamemode is the best gamemode.
Person : did u see him play that cool level what is It called again

Person 2 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode

Person 3 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode -dark travel man
by wNohan October 12, 2021
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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Travel agent

Danny from love island because any girl that went near him went to the airport
by Travel agent July 9, 2019
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travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016
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The Traveling Gilberts

Nobody knows these people. Some people say they know them and that they have orbs. Those people are wrong because the truth is nobody knows them.
Who in the hell are The Traveling Gilberts?
by BJTravels November 13, 2021
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Travel High

The feeling of getting off a plane and not knowing anyone, having no plan and not speaking the language.
I got way travel high on my trip to Texas
by Trooce November 17, 2017
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Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
by burty330 July 31, 2012
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