Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

Trucking

Masturbating with a dildo

It felt so good, trucking myself to orgasm. I was totally putting the rubber to the road.

by The Cockring Buddha August 18, 2016

dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

dump trucking

Much like tea bagging, except for the fact that it is done with the males balls in the woman's mouth, and not forehead as done in tea bagging.

My friend Javier enjoys other males balls in his face, so he partakes in dump trucking.

by Raul Figueroa April 28, 2006

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003

trucking

When someone tricks another someone to sleep with them, in particular referring to an intense, sideways rocking position.

trick + sideways fucking = trucking!

Girl: Bob, are you trucking me?!
Boy: I wouldn't dare.

by slippery_nipple8 June 8, 2015