Penny tapping

Requires a band aid, penny, and lots of thread. Stick the penny to one end of the band aid along with one end of the thread. Place the other side of the band aid onto the corner of a pesky neighbors window. bring the other end of the thread somewhere you cannot be seen and pull the string over and over. This results in a loud and awkward sounding noise on the window.

Dude, we went penny tapping last night and annoyed that bitchy old man that lives next to Lenny. He go so pissed he pulled his shotgun out and shot into the air!

by Shugar Lips June 2, 2009

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007

shoulder tapping

using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors

Hey man, I lost my fake ID so I gues tonigt we've got to do some shoulder tapping.

by smackhead April 21, 2003

Nipper-Tipping

People pushing asians into the water when they are fishing over in some hick Ontario town. (yeah Ontario has hicks and they are worse than anywhere else).

"I'm going to f'n kill any mother fucker that touches anyone when they are fishing f'n Nipper-tipping wtf!"

"If my son was the 23 year old in the coma who was "nipper-tipped" I'd go their fishing late at night with a gun and kill every last one of those assholes...maybe not but shoot in the testicles effetively removing them from the genetic pool"

by sCrEwY August 28, 2009

tooping

to text while pooping

Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"

by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009

angel tipping

taking the first (and strongest) cup of coffee from the pot while the coffee is still being made. The rest of the pot is usually really weak. - named in honour of fine Scotch, where some of it evaporates during the aging process, and is called the "angel's share", which is also presumed to be the best scotch

this coffee is weak and tastes like shit". "Yeah, Mike Angel Tipped the pot again while it was brewing" "That angel tipping bastard!

by McKraker May 24, 2011

Vagina Tapping

fucking between females hitting their vaginas together for pleasure

those dykes were Vagina Tapping last night.

by bullshit April 18, 2005