To text message while on the toilet.
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
Get the toilet textingmug. The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
Get the toilet talkmug. Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
Get the Schrodinger's Toiletmug. A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
Get the trucker's toiletmug. Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
Get the Toilet Bookingmug. by hannah_b April 3, 2009
Get the money toiletmug. 1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
Get the toilet trollsmug.