Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 02, 2025
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grab them fuckin cuffs

when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"
ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"
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Grab them fuckin cuffs

when he asks you to "grab them fuckin cuffs" while hitting it from the back but you have no time bc he nuts so fast
by duppieeeee October 04, 2022
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Cuff Fucking

When an individual dates another with the intention to use them for sex and create a false sense of emotional connection.
Tyler was Cuff Fucking me and made me feel like shit, he didn’t even care about how i felt, he just wanted sex.
by SoftSimp January 28, 2021
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rolled cuffs season

It is from Oct.15 to Nov. 21
Joe: Jessica roll your cuffs!
Jessica: Why Joe?
Joe: Well it's Rolled Cuffs Season!
Jessica: oh..
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cuff the cat

similar to “hit the hay” and “punch the straw”. a saying to say when you are feeling tired and is about to go to sleep. the phrase is popularly used in the northeast region but some in california have been heard using it.
“i’m about to cuff the cat, see ya in the morning”
by RWCSMS November 02, 2020
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off-the-cuff remark

A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.
An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.
by QuacksO December 15, 2024
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