Palm Treeing

The act of swaying back and forth because you are too high to stop moving.

Giacomo was so high he was Palm Treeing but felt to good to stop

by B_rich21 December 11, 2015

ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

by Dirge May 28, 2004

miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Team Trees

Team trees is a trend where a organisation that goes by the name of National Landcare Program. They have to goal of reaching 20,000,000 (20 million) trees by 2020. People can help by donating $1 which = 1 tree.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Team Trees?"
MrBeast: "Yeah, I donated $100,000 to it.

by Pinlog October 26, 2019

tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.

Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"

by TreePimp January 5, 2023

Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

by jln October 12, 2017

scary tree

The new book by Stephen King

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself

by Mitchi August 15, 2004