Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012

Curly Salad

Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.

I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."

"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!

by Curley Anderson March 14, 2015

Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

by bobo76 December 1, 2014

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018

dirty salad

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.

I had some of that dirty salad earlier.

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.

by Poke-chan May 20, 2016

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016