God does not exist. In order for a god to exist positive evidence would have to be given, becuase DISproving the existence of anything is impossible. When the religious zealots like scuba steve ask you to "prove god does not exist" this is a ludicrous statement because the person who makes the POSITIVE statement bears the burden of proof. The naysayer bears no burden other than that he must change his opinion if given hard positive evidence.
by Kwomo Researcher May 8, 2003
Get the godmug. A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.
Example 1:
Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.
Example 2:
Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=
Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.
Example 2:
Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=
by dat what she said August 7, 2009
Get the Godmug. something i want to believe in, yet can't seem to bring myself to believing in something i can't see, touch or feel. if there is a hell, i fear it greatly, but i can't bring myself to believing when the definition of faith is "believing without understanding" yet there is a 1700 page book (the catechism) devoted to inferences made in the bible. please email me.
i have no example
by iamstu1442 December 21, 2003
Get the godmug. by chroshizzle November 11, 2008
Get the godmug. Basically the exact same thing as greek mythology, but for some reason people accept it as the truth and shrug off mythology claiming it's ridiculous. God is also a way for people to explain the unexplainable... until science makes it look like a stupid childrens story.
Mom- "Human sin came about when a snake told Eve to eat an apple off this tree and she would be all-knowing."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"
by S.N.D. October 9, 2007
Get the godmug. Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.
by Leolani July 4, 2006
Get the godmug. An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
Get the Godmug.