Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!

Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle

by JustinCredible May 14, 2003

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022

trail tootsie

A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.

Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.

by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018

hoe trail

The remnants after a girl stays the night at a guys house. (most commonly for a one night stand) Usually a trail of clothes and accessories starting at the door and ending next to the bed.

guy 1: "Hey, did you have a good time with that girl you brought home last night?"

guy2: "Yeah, till i woke up this morning and saw her hoe trail all over the house."

by bsneeze August 5, 2010

pizza trail

when the pizza you previously consumed comes out of your ASS, with full-fledge legs, and begins to run. Leaving a trail of grease and giblets.

Ah no, look at Terrance. There's nothing left of him but his pizza trail. Damn you Dominos.

by caspermikel June 12, 2022

Trail Thot

Thots who are clearly not prepared to be hiking.

Clarissa took a yeti as a water bottle on a hike. She also wore flip flops and lost one in the mud, Clarissa is a trail thot.

by KenyanButtStuff June 16, 2018

dragon trail

When a girl is so hot that you suck a fart out of her ass and shotgun it to your buddy

Bro.....Kristin was so hot that Jon asked me to dragon trail him her goods

by bassmaster84 January 27, 2018