Stealth Navy

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.

"Oh, man, I thought my skirt was black but it's really stealth navy."

by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Stealth Text

A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.

Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.

by Katie22 October 23, 2014

Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011

Stealth Grope

The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.

Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020